February 2012
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“”My Dad took that stuff once and it made him feel like Michael Jackson.”
– Christian, talking about cough syrup.
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Me: -Mentions something about disabled chick-
Emily: Disabled chick? You mean Erica?
Me: LOL I WISH
Lol someone on OKcupid offered to be my sugardaddy.
I’m so sick oh my God
People should talk to me. I slept and I’m light headed but now I’m gonna do so many things like homework and make friends on OKcupid
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No sientas que te falte el don de hablar que te arrebata el cielo, no necesita tu belleza esmalte ni tu alma pura más extenso vuelo. No mires, niña mía, en tu mutismo fuente de dolores, ni llores las palabras que te digan ni las palabras que te faltan llores. Si brillan en tu faz tan dulces ojos que el alma enamorada se va en ellos, no los nublen jamás tristes enojos, que todas las...
Ugh Ellen just gave these people a house she’s so generous I want to sob
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hsanytrid:
Do you know how sometimes you just see things that really really break your heart and all you can do is cry even though the situation has literally nothing to do with you? I was at CVS picking up a prescription and there was a very old couple in front of me. Both of their backs were hunched over and they moved very slowly and talked quietly. I heard the pharmacist list off 3...
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Is it weird that one of my main concerns of being a parent is I’m worried I’ll have a child who’s a male born in a female body and he’ll hate me for naming him Belle?
“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day: I am...”
– — You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook)
Things you need boobs for:
Prom dresses.
The 0s won’t even fit me. Seriously white girl problems.
“Mom has to go to the store because we only have one bologna and two hams left.”
– Christian.
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Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week.
On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend Update more often. On...
“You aren’t going to get something that you could enjoy forever because some...”
– (via hsanytrid)
Sometimes when I’m downstairs waiting to annoy Mom about something I flip through our copy of Tennessee Farms and Garden and find strange things
This time around it was a recipe for rosemary goat cheese biscuits
Whatever, Mom.
I’m just going to make passive-aggressive Facebook statuses about you until you feel guilty.
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What why would someone keep their promise when they could just watch The Voice instead?
Having a dating parent is the worst.
Like how many times can they give you a new person for you to get attached to and love like a new mom or dad or sibling or grandma or grandpa or uncle or niece before they decide things aren’t going to work out and you never see them again.
It’s just not fair sometimes.
I’ve been asking Mom to order The Stranger for me for about two weeks. We’ve been reading the book for Mrs. Hawkins and I’ve had to borrow Erica’s copy whenever reading is assigned. I’ve reminded Mom, but she just “hasn’t had the time to even think about it”.
Sometimes you have to take things into your own hands. Using your...
Well I just applied for a job at Books-a-Million.
It probably won’t work out but wish me luck regardless.
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I had this huge list of things I was going to accomplish today, but in reality all I did was sleep until one in the afternoon.
I regret nothing.
“Wisdom tells me I am nothing. Love tells me I am everything. Between the two my...”
– Nisargadatta Maharaj (via elige)
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Me: Why are you drawing fours all over your paper?
Erica: I think they might be perfect.
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Mom and I have been looking at vehicles this week and we are going to go out to look at the ones we found online tomorrow. What follows are reasons she’s turned down various (and very reasonably priced) cars.
“I really love that Prius Hybrid! And it’s only forty hundred… wait, it’s dark green? Nevermind. We need it to be bright.”
“It’s just what...
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What do we think, guys? Si o no?
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Sometimes you just have to say ‘fuck it’ and waste your night dominating The Legend of Zelda.
Hannah the Fuck Up strikes again. Able to ruin all good things with a minimal amount of words!
I guess it’s time, it’s been a while
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“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
– Augusten Burroughs (via slugpunx
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“I tell you, the more I think, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly...”
– Vincent van Gogh (via perdu-)
“An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing...”
– Charles Bukowski (via earthgiant)
“He stepped down, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun, yet he...”
– Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (via sol-psych)
“She was ready to deny the existence of space and time rather than admit that...”
– Simone de Beauvoir (via moralporn)
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“YOU TRICKED ME! YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO BACK INSIDE BUT THEN YOU PUT ME IN...”
– This is what happens when you try to rescue Erica from being in sooooo much trouble.
So Erica is drunk off her ass and I’m trying to take care of her.
Guise. Send me your prayers.
“I have a feeling that this essay will end when I stop writing.”
– I’m wise.
“Every year the otter sees his shadow- it’s a conspiracy!”
– My little brother’s opinion on Groundhog Day
I got two extra nights to write my essay. I was going to work on it diligently tonight but then it made more sense to put it off until last minute again.
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Can I just be a part of your family now, or…?
I keep pulling up my essay with determination to make it not suck and then after staring at it for a few minutes I tell myself I’ll do it later.
“‘I love you’ means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do...”
– I have always meant this. I will always mean this. Even if those that I love never love me back. (via escapetomydreams)